flutter 2018 (inside joke)

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

what if it was called IMAGE_FRIED and i cook it in my skillet ok

whos the protein now dipshit

whips out my level 98 erosion technique in the kroger produce aisle and reduces your sweet red onions to a mere shadow of what they once were

good gods kendra what do you want from me

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

went to take a piss and two girls sharing a vape went “oml this girl is actually pissing” yes girl because it’s the piss room

would either of you like to purchase my ex wife's gently used playstation portable console

♥️ on your vent post is not a "Like" but a little heart that represents "someone out there is listening. no advice, no commentary, but listening. and cares. and wants you to know that."

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