the half heart sees

what if it was called IMAGE_FRIED and i cook it in my skillet ok

whos the protein now dipshit

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

i think video game piracy is fine

like even if you just didn't want to pay for the game that's fine

sometimes i download things i have no interest in just to feel the thrill of internet piracy

i feel vaguely neutral to positive about this

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

"the thing about paranoia is well what if I'm right" no actually I'll do you one better. what if it's the fourth wolf-crying incident in a row and I successfully manage to talk myself down and convince myself that I'm imagining all the ringing alarm bells bcuz that's what I did the last four times. so I ignore it and look away. and then. specifically due to me relaxing and turning around. The Fucking Wolf.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you