angel, angel

I don't directly engage with Deltarune but I do like reblogging funny Deltarune content that crosses my dash. This leaves me with a genuine concern that one of these days Toby Fox is gonna drop a chapter and I'll reblog a funny little bit and, as a result, massively spoil things for my followers. Because, like, Deltarune seems exactly like the kind of media where Susie going, "hey Kris check out my sick skateboard moves" and smashing out 100 consecutive pixel skateboard flips is like, somehow, simultaneously, a joke and also a lore-reveal of untold magnitude.

Spamton has been beaten up by two flies and a beetle in a fight over a tablet of Claritin D

Spamton goes to yankee candle and when he’s smelling the candles his stupiud fucking nose stabs into the wax and ruins them and the store goes out of business because he ruined their entire stock

saw spamton working at the qdoba mexican grill in the mall

Reblog this if you think it's okay to do surgery on a Spamton... I'm trying to prove a point to my dad

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

these #deltarune spoilers posts are high in protein.