i'd fly to you tomorrow, i'm not fighting in this war

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

summer 2026 newsletter in a nutshell:

Susie gaster + uncle sans

jesper: kaz what was your first crime

The most unappreciated crow is actually Nina. And I mean in canon, not just that the fandom reduces her to a flirty waffle eater. They all did their parts, but Nina did 110%. Inej was Kaz's ace up his sleeve because he knew how to use her. Not even Kaz could anticipate what Nina did. Nina was a miracle worker. Nina performed what Kaz couldn't think of when his plans went to shit. Nina literally revived Kaz and restarted his heart (I'm not gonna touch the fact that oddly enough that was Kaz's first kiss and Nina breathed life back into him.) Nina took jurda parem and saved them all. Nina survived jurda parem and still went on jobs for Inej. Nina controlled the bone dust and saved them again. Nina raised the dead to catch Inej when she fell from 20 stories high. Nina brought the King of Ravka to their side for their plan. We know Kaz sees Inej as a saint but Nina was the guardian saint of the group.

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

I want to unlearn english. Every day I wake up and get faced with news stories like "good news! they just made it illegal to grind endangered birds into bonemeal!" and in the comments someone is like "this is oversimplified, and only partially true: after decades of campaigning and like 3 of them left in the wild, we've gotten them to make it illegal to snatch specimens of this specific one species of super-endangered birds right out of the wild and throw them alive into the bonemeal grinder. They're still allowed to do that in every other condition except these specific parametres."

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Easy carb add on:

We should start asking that question of all people who enjoy fiction.