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This Austrian Man Hasn’t Eaten Strudel In Over a Year; Here’s What It Did To His Body 

ugh, ew, my discord girlfriend wanted to roleplay us having sex. i wanted us to roleplay wolves instead. Soooooo i figured that's as good a reason as ever to start cheating on her. not like she'll find out. even if she did, who would she tell? tumblr? heh.... nobody will listen to her. she has a callout.

Sometimes i need to pretend like I’m being held at gunpoint just to fold laundry

Baby I’ll treat u right I’ll still be your mutual when our shared hyperfixations change

One of the funniest things on the internet is on Wikipedia when they’re summarizing the plot of a movie or whatever and it mentions two characters having sex and it hyperlinks to the page on sexual intercourse. Like in case you didn’t know what that meant

has anyone drawn a shrimpgirl yet? like a catgirl but shrimp

White Witch