Container of Multitudes

artistsuniversum: “Kathin Marchenko is a textile artist and designer known for her expressive embroidery on delicate tulle fabric.

Using a "painting with thread" technique, she creates portraits, anatomical forms, and ethereal figures that seem to float within wooden hoops, blending craft with fine art.”

Artist: @kathrin_marchenko

I recently learned an old French euphemism for bisexuality. It means to be powered "by sail and steam," and it absolutely comes from a specific flavor of 19th-century ship.

HMS Terror and Erebus were bisexual, you heard it here first.

There are only 2 types of stitches. All others are variations on these types

You count as you knit. 136. You count your stitches again to be sure. 136. One more time to be extra sure. 142. You count again -

You do the heel turn perfectly. The gusset is a mess though

You are knitting in the round with many small, pointy needles. You stab yourself

You are knitting in the round with the normal amount of needles. You stab yourself

There are only 2 types of stitches

None of the actors shown knitting are knitting correctly

None of the products shown are actually knitted

Actually does modern Hollywood know what knitting is?

You see a cute pattern. It is crochet

You have a great idea and check Ravelry to find a pattern. There is none. You must make the pattern

There are only 2 types of stitches

"Can you make me x?"

"My (relative) used to knit!"

"What are you, an old lady?"

The tiny baby blanket used a mile of yarn

You are knitting. Your active yarn is wet. You have a cat. The cat is cute and innocent of all crimes

There are only 2 types of stitches

You have a yarn bag. You get a second yarn bag. You get a third yarn bag. All of your bags now have yarn in them

You have yarn at your superstore. That yarn feels Bad

You have a room full of yarn. You start a new project. You do not have The Yarn needed