Doctor Avian Spider Eyes

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

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I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

That's absolutely insane.

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real