Doctor Avian Spider Eyes

Him Face and Son of Him Face

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

Sometimes two languages have a lot in common because they come from a similar origin point but sometimes two languages have a lot in common because one tried to eat the other at some point

official linguistics post

it's star wars day. can somebody find me that video breaking down the padme assassination plot that gets delegated down to the fucking alien centipedes

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.