*HOT BABY HO*

I would unironically love this

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

You never recover from being weird in middle school

hence why we are on tumblr

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

unpacking my room yesterday reminded me of the fact i have an entire laptop with no battery in it just laying around and i can't give it away or sell it because i have 40 gigs of explicit h*talia doujinshi on there labeled "homework" and every time i try to delete them the computer crashes. i've got a lamp containing an evil djinn just sitting in my desk rn

my take on genderbent girlgrace is that she wouldn't be butch, though not because she'd dress differently from how guygrace does in the movie, but because grace's movie costumes just aren't particularly masc. a woman wearing knit sweaters, jeans, and graphic tees generally doesn't read as gender nonconforming, those are pretty gender neutral looks. the most capital-m Masculine outfit grace has the whole film is the one he wears in class at the beginning, and even then if you just lose the blazer and tie that's exactly how a bunch of my female teachers dressed in middle and high school. I think a fem grace has hair long enough to tie back and wears candy flavored lip gloss that she completely eats off her lips within an hour of putting it on and other than that she's pretty much exactly the same.

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

Oh HELL yes.