♪ Smaller cheese is better cheese. ♪

Hello, Hi, Yes, I know I'm in this bag here but I would like to give you a little kiss on your nose

I could stop climbing on random stuff in public but someone has to set a terrible example for the children

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

putting a freeze on y'all on this site posting about loving toxic yuri until I see someone get weird about Bargie and Tiny Toots

WHO THE JUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BRINGING UP THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE I'M FINE ITS FINE THAT SHE BLEW UP I DON'T CAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEE

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected