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my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

What if everything gets better in 2016

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children