With a smile and a song

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

If some tech billionaire who makes a million an hour stopped doing his job for two weeks, nobody would notice... well, some might notice because things would suddenly improve across the board.

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

I do appreciate that the Tonys just let their winners yap

doing a chorus line tribute and NOT DANCING is crazy town

🪣Well, 👈👉 either 🫵 you're 🚪closing 🫵 your 👀 eyes 2️⃣ to 🅰️ a 🗯️situation 🫵you 👇do ❗not 🦋 wish 2️⃣ to 📞 acknowledge, ↔️ or 🫵 you 👇are ❗not 💭 aware ▶️ of 👇the 📈caliber ▶️ of 🔪 disaster 👓indicated ▶️by 👇the 🎁presence▶️of 🅰️a 🎱pool 🪑table ⤵️in 🫵your 🍺community.

Why is the picture of Susannah Harker and Crispin Bonham Carter at Austen’s house celebrating 30 years of the ‘95 adaptation cheering me up so much

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.