With a smile and a song

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

dni if you have no whimsy in your heart.

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

literally walked up to a desk in the courthouse, said "is this where I register a car or is it the next one?" and she said it was the next one. and the lady at the next desk helped me. it feels embarrassing but I promise you can just ask

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

If some tech billionaire who makes a million an hour stopped doing his job for two weeks, nobody would notice... well, some might notice because things would suddenly improve across the board.

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

I do appreciate that the Tonys just let their winners yap

doing a chorus line tribute and NOT DANCING is crazy town

🪣Well, 👈👉 either 🫵 you're 🚪closing 🫵 your 👀 eyes 2️⃣ to 🅰️ a 🗯️situation 🫵you 👇do ❗not 🦋 wish 2️⃣ to 📞 acknowledge, ↔️ or 🫵 you 👇are ❗not 💭 aware ▶️ of 👇the 📈caliber ▶️ of 🔪 disaster 👓indicated ▶️by 👇the 🎁presence▶️of 🅰️a 🎱pool 🪑table ⤵️in 🫵your 🍺community.

Why is the picture of Susannah Harker and Crispin Bonham Carter at Austen’s house celebrating 30 years of the ‘95 adaptation cheering me up so much