#freecolbybrock

was half asleep in my polisci lecture and then the prof said “if i say that im gonna have sex with my pet” and i woke up real fast

also there’s a bump on my brow bone and i just wanna know which one of you elbowed me in the face while i was sleeping

i’m not really here but i logged on to say that i don’t know anyone by the name of colby brock

today my wedding date slept until 2 pm when the wedding started at 3 pm. he’s really lucky it only takes him 10 minutes to get ready

been like four months and colby still can’t figure out how old i am

stop sending my boyfriend dirty dms because he will make a video about it and i will find out and start taking his phone to reply to them

trying to wake up a man who sleeps like the dead to get him to the airport is such a hard task, might just leave the bitch at home