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HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Absolutely obsessed with the surveyor aiming her rifle and being like "tell me your name just tell me your fucking name!!!" and the biologist, shot, glowing, infected, hearing the sweat drip off the surveyor's forehead, yelling back "i dont see how thats relevant!!" dedicated to data sovereignty to the bitter end what a legend

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

"I beat the game in 30 hours" okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???

I know some ppl enjoy speed runs, but I enjoy living in another world for a while.

i hope something lesbian happens to all my mutuals soon. if you’re a straight woman or a gay man i hope something lesbian happens to you as well but in a different way

Not to overstate the perks of divorce, but as a kid whose parents divorced, remarried, divorced, and married again one of my favourite things is to show up to family functions like “I’m related to literally none of you. What up with these mini muffins tho”

I spent last thanksgiving with my ex-stepparent’s new spouse’s family and the kids were like “are you our step-brother?” and I just cackled like a cartoon villain

Relationship of Theseus

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong