the world is quiet here

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have

I could fix it

as per my last straw,

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

This is GOLD! You just saved me like thousands of therapy costs lmao

When I was writing my fic last few months the strategy I used was "just skip all the scenes I don't want to write" and it worked great in my opinion

time may age me but one thing has been true since i was 7. i fucking LOVE looking at pitures on the computer

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode