the world is quiet here

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great