Woman. Demon. Empress.

I'm going back to my bullshit of putting this one on everyone's dash again.

and yes, they/themming her when you already know her pronouns is misgendering

Are we all doing badly this Sunday?

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

Hey. Hey if you find a local transbian who looks a little caged in the eyes it's because she is. No no not like that but... She's holding back. Yeah see how she keeps stretching and popping joints? She's not built for skin and bone, it just doesn't *fit*. Now, she's gonna think it's fine and that's normal. A lot of us get conditioned to think we need to do certain things and occupy certain roles around other people yadda yadda but listen. This is so important. Life or death even. Check her teeth. Does she show them willingly? Does she watch you out of the corner of her eye without turning her head? Can she never sit still? Thought so. Crawl into her soul - yeah if you don't know how to do that they've got books at the library - anyway get in there. There's chains right? So many chains and bars and shackles? Thought so... Listen you've gotta break them. They're usually not that hard to, just the right poke and they'll disintegrate I mean she's been pulling against them all her life they're probably not in the best condition. Now two things are going to happen really quickly. You're going to look her in the eyes, hold her face in your hands, and tell her - from your fucking chest - "That's okay, you're okay. You don't have to be a person if you don't want to be." She may shudder, might sob, but sometime soon those teeth she was so proud of are going right through your skin. Let them. She hasn't eaten in so long.

AGAIN! IF IT WASN'T SCARY IT WOULDN'T BE WORTH IT. ITS NOT COURAGE IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO LOSE. IF THE WORLD IS GONNA PICK YOU UP IN ONE HAND AND SQUEEZE TILL YOU CANT BREATHE AT LEAST TAKE OUT AN EYE BEFORE IT SWALLOWS YOU AND DISFIGURE IT FOR EVER.

This post turned out to be the equivalent of "hey OP do you have a gas leak in your home by any chance?" Because in the last 48 hours I've had two world changing experiences that have been gestating for the better part of 7 years I feel like anything I've done up to now has as much character and depth as the corpse left bleeding on the floor after a chest burster rips out. Hey loves~ let's get violent.

Are we all doing badly this Sunday?

Named the new stray cat outside Footwater because he likes to stand in the birdbath and drink his own foot water.

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

The problem with this, people think life is about money, life is about community and people and respect for others. Helping one another. Life if isnt a competition about whoms got more money or materialistic things. Its aboyt repspect, trust, loyalty. Money just gets you fake friends whom want to use you. Yes you need money to get through life. But would you rather be rich and miserable and stressed. Or be in the middle be happy and live life.

skill issue, my being rich would make me and all my friends the least miserable and stressed we've ever been in our lives

its marvelous sunday time.

have a marvelous sunday!

or else.

I'm gonna chop you up and inspect your insides. What the fuck are you, tumblr.com user? *said like a scientist* what exactly are you..?

This post was never meant to have many notes, just my average 350...what ....

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!