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DID inspired prints & magnets up thru the end of the month ~ also got a card club for proxies ~ join before the end of the month for the DID release

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vulpes-aestatis

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thecactifindahome

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kaijuno

evilwizard

fictionadventurer

The very best thing about The Phantom of the Opera is that it shows us a possibly supernatural occurrence, then gives us a natural explanation that is infinitely crazier than the supernatural one would have been.

What if there was a ghost in the opera house that was killing people?

Requires you to accept the existence of ghosts, but otherwise is a straightforward story.

What if the chief contractor who built the opera house was a deformed circus freak who used his experience building palaces and torture chambers for sultans to keep building secret passageways and torture chambers in the basement when construction halted during the Franco-Prussian War, and then kept living down there working on an opera and killing and blackmailing people who crossed him and also training a pretty opera singer that he wants to marry?

There is nothing in the world that could have prepared me to expect even half of that.

cat-dragoness

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord you are so right about this

musicalhell

Honestly, this explains so much about Christine's perspective too when you think about it.

My father sent me a guardian angel from Heaven to guide and comfort me in his absence: "Okay, not something that happens every day, but that is what guardian angels are supposed to do and Dad did indicate something like this would happen."

A hideously disfigured renaissance man, having all the natural skills and education to build himself a secret villain lair in a public building, extort enormous amounts of money from its management, and convince everyone he's a ghost, has developed a massive crush on me and has decided to express that through manipulation, kidnapping, and murder: "I cannot even begin to tell you how much this was not on my Bingo card."

comicgeekscomicgeek

Well then.

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farrox-deactivated20180925

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

farrox-deactivated20180925

I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

drakepaws-archive-blog

Ive only gained a single follower through all this bullshittery

the-haiku-bot

Ive only gained a

single follower through all

this bullshittery

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

emperorkitten

Make that 2

fantasie55555

the-frenchdom

Reblogged from @fantasie55555

smartymaddin

💋🥰💋

emperorkitten

Nice to see art that looks like it's made by a person for a change

never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

taco-bout-a-shit-blog

Yellow

never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog

No it’s red because of his shirt

taco-bout-a-shit-blog

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog

You have no idea what you’re talking about

taco-bout-a-shit-blog

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

voaga

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

sun-of-a-watcher

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

kimiko24

I fucking love this video

emperorkitten

Kame Hame Dogg!

only-cat-memes

emperorkitten

When you're a cat you're a cat all the way

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grymmoires

inexplicably-gaining-followers

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

the-haiku-bot

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

beemovieerotica

idk if you're all aware but there's a dog on instagram who looks like a pit bull / chihuahua mix but in the most cartoonish way possible. they just mixed and matched parts.

like i know that what i'm seeing is just a dog but my brain keeps saying "centaur"

a-book-of-creatures

@horsefigureoftheday behold! a centaur

emperorkitten

That is an unholy abomination, if ever there was one

victusinveritas

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

the-haiku-bot

A collection of

time travel humor text posts,

not censored by me.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

vampiricyoshi

I felt compelled

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

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sar-kalu

✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️

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aveloka-draws

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

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