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Representation is important

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feeding her stuffie must live on....
Tell me: is he's allowed to say that?? If you turn on the volume, you will hear his words.
Baby seals are some of the most pathetic-sounding animals I've ever heard. :')

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I don't know how to explain it, but this FEELS illegal. He's literally painting with fucking play-doh!
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
what kind of eye doctor are you going to?? mine has pictures of all the different eye infections on the walls and makes me faint
What? No. You should stop going to the haunted house optometrist.
Forget whatever that is, have you all blocked that they shoot air into your eyeballs? Sure it's all fun and games after that but that thing is literally a torture device.
Well, now that someone's mentioned the puff of air I'm obligated to add this:
So grateful to live in a world where everything sad will eventually come untrue.
This is a very serious book but ma'am
I think we are very much funct
humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

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For Fatherās Day Bruce gets to hold his son for the first time in years š«¶
Acceptable reasons for humans in reality to burst into song: Itās a concert or a rehearsal or something.
Acceptable reasons for people in Lord of the Rings to burst into song: We are in a kings hall, we are in a pub, we are about to eat some really nice food, we have just eaten some really nice food, there is a pretty tree, there is a pretty rock, there are lots of pretty trees, Itās raining, itās stopped raining, there is a pretty tree, we are going into battle tomorrow, orcs are ugly, my ancestor was cool, my ancestor was shit, my ancestor was cooler than yours dispite starting this shit, I miss home, I donāt miss home, oh look some grass, the past is a thing that existed and it was shit, the past is a thing that existed and it was awesome, I am in love, there is a river, there is a pretty tree, my ancestor was a tree, weāre on horses now, Iām bored, Iām hungry, someone has died, elves exist, men exist, hobbits exist, dwarfs exist, 10,000 years ago there was a pretty lady, my ancestor was a pretty lady, someone else has died, my sword is cool, my sword is cooler, my ancestor had a sword once he named it Jeff, oh look a tree, I love trees, I am vibing with this monolith, this tree is now officially my bestie, there is a pretty city somewhere, there is an ugly city somewhere, Iāve killed something, I want to kill something, I donāt want to kill something, oh look a wife, I have a wife, I have a son, I am drunk, I am scared, I am bored, once there was this lady she was so pretty everyone she looked at died of awe, youāre pretty, I am pretty, I wish I was home, I wish I was a tree, oh look stars, my ancestor was a star.
We're doing the dishes and mocking a hobbit
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Even if youāre technically against fur, you wear the fucking coat. Itās not like you bought it new, and you could probably use it even simply out of practicality. Plus whatever animal died to make it died decades ago.Ā
And if you recycle vintage shit like this, less animals get killed for fur coats now. If you do genuinely feel bad for wearing it, give it to Goodwill. Someone else could use it.
āNo one wants Grandmaās fur coatā well I certainly do, hand that thing over to me rn if you donāt want it
Honestly fur from animals grown humanely and sustainably in farms is way more environmentally friendly that plastic faux fur and plastic in general.
Thereās a dude loudly and excitedly training his dog in the water while someoneās car is blasting The Final Countdown and it feels very fitting I must say

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One of my biggest literary pet peeves is when historical or history-inspired fiction pretends that "courting" is a synonym for "dating". Usually it's just a one-to-one word swap--in a modern context, these characters would be dating, but this is olden times, so they call it courting instead. Sometimes they'll pretend there's a shade of difference, and that courting is a more serious exploration of marriage or something. But I read a lot of fiction that was actually written during these historical eras, and the word "courting" is never used like that.
Two people do not decide that they are "courting". One person decides to "court" someone else. It's an action, not a stage in the relationship. A man decides to court a woman because he wants to encourage her to have romantic interest in him. He's trying to win her favor. It's not an exclusive relationship--a woman could be courted by multiple men at once. She'll spend time getting to know the guy who's interested in her, but they won't officially define their relationship as one where they only show romantic interest in each other. If they reach a point where they want it to be exclusive, that's when you propose.
There's no middle ground--either you're getting to know each other, or you're committed to marrying each other. This idea of a period where you kind of commit to each other until you decide you definitely want to get married is a modern one, and it occurs in eras where they use the word "dating" to describe it. The closest equivalent I can think of are times and places where they'd talk about a couple "stepping out together", but they're still not calling it "courting". Words have meaning, and the word "courting" has never meant that, so stop using it that way!
IN-SEASON COOKING WITH CATE
My husband has been harvesting leeks at his farm job, so itās time to make BAKED POTATO SOUP!! I love this recipe because it uses sour cream instead of heavy cream, so itās comforting without being heavy. And donāt worry folks, you donāt need an immersion blender, because in this house we donāt believe in reducing our soups to sludges.
I will admit: this recipe takes a little more time, not exactly ideal for a working-weekday. However, like most of the recipes I learned from my mom, itĀ isĀ pretty ideal if you homeschool or work from homeāit comes together very quickly in the end, it just requires that youāre in your house earlier in the day to throw your potatoes in the oven to pre-bake. I was not in my house, so I had to scramble a little. But I got home at likeĀ 3:40Ā and it was doneĀ at 5:15, so. Not terrible.Ā
You will need:
4 medium potatoes
Olive oil
Kosher salt
2 or 3 leeks
1 medium yellow onion
6 cups chicken stock (if itās in the freezer, take it out!!)
6 Tbsp sour cream
Black pepper
For garnish:
Cheddar cheese, shredded
Bacon, pre-cooked and crumbled (or bacon bits from a jar/bag are fine too!)
ScallionsĀ
Step one: bake your potatoes. You can do this step ahead of time, in the morning or even the day before. Preheat oven to 425F (450 for smaller potatoes, 400 for giant potatoesāyou want them to cook evenly, so the bigger they are, the lower and slower youāll want to go), wash and dry potatoes and poke holes in them with a fork (at least 3 holes per potato, 1/2 inch deep). Lightly coat in olive oil and sprinkle with kosher salt. Bake on the middle rack of oven for 40-60 minutes, or until internal temp of potatoes is 205F. Immediately upon removing from the oven, cut potatoes in half so the steam doesnāt get trapped and make them gummy inside.Ā
Step two: while your potatoes are cooling, prep your veggies. You only use the white and light green part of leeks, so cut off the tough dark green parts and discard (or you can apparently save it to make stock, if you want). If the outermost layer is really bruised, remove it. Then cut in half lengthwise, and rinse the halves under running water to get all the dirt out of the layers. You should now have something like this.
Slice thinly. Dice your onion. Prep your scallions, thinly slicing just the dark green parts. Look at all those alliums, isnāt that lovely.
Step three: roughly chop your potatoes into generous bite size chunks. My mom removes the skins but I didnāt bother. Your potatoes may crumble a little and thatās okay.
Step four: Heat oil in a pot, sautƩ leeks and onions until translucent. Add your potatoes, cover with stock, bring to a simmer and cook 20 minutes.
Step five: whisk in sour cream. Season with black pepper.
Serve each bowl with cheese, bacon, and scallions on top. Serves 4-6.Ā