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hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
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Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?
You made a computer that can't COUNT?!
you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
Results/other
thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much
A question I have today: PLEASE NOTE by regularly I mean 4+ times a week, and for most of your meal. Either it’s all you eat, or a small exception can be made if you have a little fruit/bacon/etc on the side, but NOT that it’s another dish to what your main breakfast is (like having a bowl with eggs)
How old are you and do you eat just cereal for breakfast regularly?
Nope (>20)
Nope (21-30)
Nope (31-40)
Nope (41-50)
Nope (51+)
Yep (>20)
Yep (21-30)
Yep (31-40)
Yep (41-50)
Yep (51+)
For barnswallows, they don't swallow a lot of barns.
sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

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Seward: If only something drastic happened to pull me out of my destructive and self destructive path
Van Helsing: If only something drastic happened to pull me out of my abyssal misery
Dracula: You called?
The best part is that Dracula barely interacts with those two like. If at the end Seward squared up yelling "YOU KILLED LUCY" he'd be like. Who tf are you. I bet that's how he felt about Quincey actually
The leader of the caravan: voivoda did you imagine that it would end like this
Dracula: well I forged my fortune in battle so I knew I would die in battle. The cowboy is a surprise tho
Dracula, seeing Jonathan about to guillotine him: You know what, that's on me for leaving him with just enough blood for the roommates
Dracula, seeing Quincey: But who the fuck is that
Dracula, 2 seconds away from death: Maybe I shouldn't have killed Renfield. At least he could have told me who the rest of these yahoos are.
not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr
For the New Year, 1981 by Denise Levertov
the book scene where dubois and shapiro tell grace they’re having sex is really interesting. it’s not just that’s he’s uncomfortable talking about sex (although he very much is) it’s that he doesn’t understand why they would have sex if one of them is guaranteed to die in space soon. they kind of included this in the movie (when he asks stratt why everybody is partying and hooking up if they’re all gonna die)
there’s another line that stood out to me in the book, where amnesiac grace initially finds his dead crewmates, and he goes “i hope they weren’t friends of mine!” which imo is a crazy thing to say upon finding two corpses
it’s not just that grace avoids forming close relationships, it’s that he avoids it (in part) in order to avoid experiencing loss. really interesting character trait especially knowing he has no immediate family (did they die? is that why he’s like this?) not even a pet (is he scared the pet will die?)
There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

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Me: Only fools fight to retain their dignity when death is on the line.
Friend: . . . What does that mean?
Me: It means I'm swallowing my pride and taking the dang ibuprofen.