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ADHD can have a serious impact on your life and mental health. These are some of the things that were and still are the hardest for me.
Thanks for to everyone who joined me on stream while I was working on this 🫶 Coping strategies here, look specifically for the "Buttons" one Comic Archive List of ADHD Resources here I stream here
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Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!
what i would like to telepathically beam into the brains of the chaperones at the middle school field trip class at my mass today: you should be ashamed of the way you let your girls dress today. not them, you. and it has nothing to do with the fact that they were in a church (although i might've thought that might mean something to you seeing as this is a Catholic school ostensibly) but because i am not that far removed from being a high school or middle school girl, and i rolled my shorts ten times to make them as short as possible too, and if you asked me why and i'm sure if you asked your girls why, the answer would be "because i like the way it looks" or "it looks dorky/nerdy/unflattering to wear them long". and then i'd be in gym class not really trying and not really moving that much because i was afraid my shorts were going to ride up and flash someone. because in every way except visually, it is worse to wear shorts so short your butt is hanging out. you have to shave your entire lower body. you have to wear less comfortable underwear. you are constantly aware of how much of your skin is on display. you can't sit down on a hot surface. you have to pay attention to your movements. THESE ARE ATHLETIC SHORTS. the entire purpose of them is to be able to MOVE FREELY. you are choosing to give yourself a way worse experience in order to look a certain way. and why is that? when i was a middle schooler i never interrogated, why is it that dressing in a way that covers my body more and lets me move more is instinctively, inherently uncool or lame to me, and dressing in a way that covers nothing feels cute, cool, or even just...normal, expected? why is that??? who benefits from me feeling like that??????? i don't benefit, for all the reasons i just stated. your girls don't benefit. i can see by your shirts you are on a tourist trip. you probably walked all day on some kind of tour!!! all day tugging on the hem of your shorts, self conscious of missed hairs, feeling exposed when you sit down, trying to stop them riding up. it makes everything worse, not easier. could it be the fact that, as has become incredibly obvious now more than ever, our world is run by and culture is shaped by literal, proven, unashamed pedophiles? or is it the fact that even the average "nice" man benefits immensely by women being introduced as soon as possible to the idea that to be exposed, to the detriment of everything else, is to be cool, to be normal? but it wasn't my job to be figuring that out when i was in middle school, and even if they didn't do a good job at articulating why, at least the adults around me then made a cursory effort to get us girls to comply with wearing clothes that were designed for practical purposes, not to expose as much flesh as possible to get us used to always existing for display instead of living.
and i get that they'll be mad. and i get that they would say they aren't dressing for boys, which they don't think they are—they just think it's a coincidence that everything cute, cool, normal is also appealing to men, and that everything lame, dorky, frumpy involves not exposing oneself. and they'd probably say that you're not saying any of this to the boys, which is true, because it was looking at one of your girls and one of your boys standing next to each other is what made me so sad and angry in the first place! the boy is wearing shorts that cover him, that let him move, that don't make him aware of his body every second he's wearing them because SOCIETY DOES NOT DO THIS TO MALES. he isn't worrying whether his shorts make his legs look long or short or thin or fat. if you saw a man wearing shorts as short as your girls' it would be strange, uncomfortable, maybe comical, and you would be conscious this was something vaguely humiliating. because it is HUMILIATING. there is no way to have a 'modesty' (if that word can even be used anymore, it has been destroyed so thoroughly by well intentioned stupid talking points that it does not communicate the urgency with which i am trying to make this point) discussion that does not skew strongly towards the female because the world is not engaged in a wide reaching and all encompassing conspiracy to try to get men to feel it is empowering to, among other things, be as naked as possible!!!!! and i know it isn't your fault that they've already been sucked in, especially now in the age of the internet and social media, where all their role models are wearing the same thing and even telling them that it's good, actually, empowering, to make everything about your day worse so your legs can be fully out because otherwise you're going to be frumpy. but that's the situation. you just have to let them grumble and be mad and try to roll up their shorts anyway and tell them to knock it off, because you are adults, and you should be somewhat aware of how the world works, and they are, for the last time, children. also i hate you.
i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am
when i was a kid there was this guy in my neighborhood named Jerry. he was 100 years old for my entire childhood. his house was up on a hill and he had a big porch he sat on all day from sun up to sundown. his front door was always open if it wasn't too cold out and there was a big old fridge/freezer right inside where he kept orange crush in glass bottles and freeze-pops.
kids were allowed to walk right into his house and get treats from the fridge but the rule is we had to sit on the porch while we ate the popsicles or drank the pop and this is how he got us to listen to him talk about random stuff all day.
if parents needed to find us bc we failed to come home when we were supposed to they called him and he could send other kids out looking for us. it'd be like in the creek some other 8 year old would tell you "hey your mom called Jerry. youre supposed to be home."
if you were home sick from school and your parents worked he'd watch you for free & everyone looked out for him. i spent a lot of days napping on his couch when i was little.
idk i know i couldn't be a full-time parent so that's my ideal role in a community one day. old guy babysitter with a porch.
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I wish you could double jump in real life
Damian gets de-aged to like 5 months old, physically and mentally, for a week or something.
In that time, he's not a very fussy nor a very happy baby. Mostly he just looks at and interacts with the world with this vague look of disgruntled boredom.
(Tim marvels at Damian apparently being born with Resting Bat Face.)
The only exception is with Jason. Jason walks into the cave, pulls off his helmet, and baby Damian immediately smiles. Reaches for him. Jason, who just got here and has no idea what's going on, almost instinctively takes Damian straight out of Dick's arms.
(Dick is mildly offended, but too shocked at baby Damian smiling for the first time to even try to stop him.)
Jason takes a closer look at the baby he is suddenly holding for some reason, and realizes he recognizes him. Again, almost instinctively, he begins lightly bouncing Damian as he speaks in his thickest Alley accent.
"Damn, Bat-ling, someone fucked you good didn't they." The others would protest the language if they weren't too shocked to do more than stare at the moment. Damian smiles bigger and starts reaching up for Jason's white stripe. Jason lifts him higher to let him grab at it, just a little.
"Yeah they did. Not a single thought going on up there now is there." Jason pitches his voice a little higher. "Lookit you, just as empty headed as your Baba Brucie."
And baby Damian actually giggles.
one of the strangest and funniest notes I've ever seen.
Mayhem Jane how is this comfortable
In honour of Anthony Head, I'm uploading my favourite Merlin blooper.
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When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom
Vice does not believe he should have to share attention with his sister
If he doesn't get attention 24/7 he'll DIE
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Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?
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