Someone must have a full-time job!

Hey yall!! I've had several asks requesting where my profile picture comes from! This is one of my favorite picrews so I'm always happy to share!

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

Another way of putting this is that money doesn't buy happiness, but relief from financial worries ABSOLUTELY buys happiness, and there is a dollar value on that.

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i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: nobody should ever have to out themselves for a job.

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.