Someone must have a full-time job!

Hey yall!! I've had several asks requesting where my profile picture comes from! This is one of my favorite picrews so I'm always happy to share!

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

The fish did??

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

The alphabet will start at 9

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

"and I get to what, fuck the dog?" Going right into the lexicon as a phrase I cannot use ever in front of people