Looking for my Green World.

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

Reblog if you have ever used Netflix to stream a movie or show that you own on DVD because streaming meant you didn’t have to get up.

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

people for some reason have this idea that perfectionists like produce really great work and that’s it’s good for productivity, when like… literally most perfectionists can’t finish shitfuck because they’re like “well, it sucks anyway, so why finish making something that will amount to pure trash anyway”

see also: *cat puts its head in front of the bowl just as you plop the food out, so it lands on their head*

@advanced-procrastination

This is 107% accurate

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death

Ooh I like mine! The Crystals are Gone When You Look Away

The stars do not know you. well that makes me feel very unimportant haha

Violet I got the same one!!!!

Same here.. owls don’t know me

The stars are not what they seem…😱

Well that’s not forbidding in the least…😳

The stars do not know you. Well, I didn’t think that they did.

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much