Today at our family reunion, my Grandma announced to the whole room that the cookie I was eating would make me fat.
“That cookie will make you fat, Chris.” No question of who she was speaking to. My husband was down the hall and heard her!
I’m not exactly proud of my response (a very snarky and sarcastic, “Okay, and then what??” as I walked out of the room) but like? What the actual fuck was that?! And my mother just sat there and had nothing to say?








