Kid.

People with depression can be some of the most chill and nicest human beings you ever meet.

Paul McCartney loved cum.

source?

Mind your fucking business?

"come together, right now/ over me"

i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals

some of you guys have never had a breakdown in a public bathroom and it shows. like grow up

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

fuck nudes, send me your playlist

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

DADDY DID WHAT IN ME????

Putting this out into the universe

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights