Updating everything soon with my art, best of luck everyone else who's relocating their artistic presence. For now until I get time to really update, have a few recent pieces.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

titsay

if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
The Bowery Presents

Discoholic 🪩

#extradirty

oozey mess
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Updating everything soon with my art, best of luck everyone else who's relocating their artistic presence. For now until I get time to really update, have a few recent pieces.

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it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music
what is the single best line in this video
it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is
something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is
like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore
the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside
this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent
nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song
theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili
most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida
it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees
something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?
to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.
what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?
character limit forced me to paraphrase
drink my sinister potion
What’s going on in horses
So basically, this is Haru Urarara, one of the "starter" characters. Much like every uma, she's based on a real life famous racehorse of the same name.
Or rather, infamous. Ol'haru has the record of the largest streak of consecutive losses in the sport, ending with a career of 113 losses to 0 wins. Despite that, she was absolutely beloved by everyone in Japan, and had a pretty significant fan club. At her trainer's words, she was capable but simply enjoyed running with other horses too much, and wouldn't break out of the pack to seize a win.
This is reflected in her personality: She's a jovial, easily distracted klutz that simply races because she finds it fun. In a game where "why am I in this sport ?" Is a core question that moves every character forward, she sticks out like a sore thumb. It is even represented in gameplay, with her special skill giving her a stamina boost when she's surrounded by other umas mid-race.
Uma musume is basically a roguelite. Every character's career mode has a certain number of goals to reach before the final scenario race. You fail or succeed, then you can use your veteran uma as an "inspiration" for further runs, inheriting part of her stats and skills. Those goals are usually "Reach X amount of fans" or "Place 1st in this race". One of Urara's goals is to run in the Arima Kiren, one of the most prestigious races in Japan. Emphasis on "Run", no need to reach the top 5 or anything. Why you ask ?
Because Urara joined this event because a lot of her classmates also did, and wants to run with them too. Everyone, MC included, notes how unsuitable Haru is for this. Every girl has different affinities for ground type (firm turf or loose dirt) and race lengths (fast sprints vs mile long medium vs longer ones). The Arima Kiren is a Long Turf Race, and Haru is abysmally bad at both, preferring sprints and dirt. Moreover, due to most of the previous races being sprints, you are encouraged to build her to increase her speed and neglect stamina. It's essentially putting a 100m sprinter run a marathon. No matter how good your stats are, you're gonna beef it.
But it has a storytelling reason. After the race, there is a somber cutscene where she admits she had fun, but also she can't help but feel sad and ugly cries at you. Maybe there's more to racing than "having fun". A competitive spirit awakens in her and she vows to take future races more seriously.
A lot of people have taken it as a challenge to get Urara to win the Arima Kiren. Maybe they got guilt tripped by her cutscene, or they see it as an obstacle to overcome. They are meticulously crafting perfect inheritances in a lab as we speak, rerolling career events to get the perfect combination of inspiration that raises her turf and long affinities to acceptable levels. A key skill in this is Behold Thine Emperor's Might, giving a significant speed boost when you overtake several runners near the end of the race. Some in the JP server have done it, but it's unclear how long it will take GLB to get the tools needed for the impossible to become possible.
Okay, I knew about Haru Urara -- I like horses IRL -- and her legendary losing streak but everything else is news to me, this kicks ass and contextualizes the Kim Shot as an equivalent, thanks.
I am not gonna tell anybody to play a gacha game (I think the entire model basically sucks by default) but this DOES kind of rule.
devotion ❤️🔥

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Do you like this Video Game Song? #129
I like it and I've definitely heard it before
I like it and it sounds familiar
I like it and this is my first time hearing it
I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion
I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before
I don't like it and it sounds familiar
I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it
haunting the narrative
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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

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© Nona Limmen
guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!
any intruders are welcome to join us for story time
my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.
when will it be my turn.
holy fuck
I’m playing bg3 again and I think that’s exactly how that conversation goes

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a return to happiness
i am not immune to monster yuri