Be nice to Armand guys it’s his first time taking accountability for literally anything 💔

Watching Dante stop a moving car Edward Cullen style to save Lady while my immortal by Evanescence plays in the background. Welcome back 2009.

Soukoku is such a delicious ship bc it’s like. You’re so annoying. I hate you. Do you wanna go to the arcade later. I trust you with my life. No you can’t borrow my phone charger. You are the only constant thing in this violent existence. You know my favorite food but not why I can’t sleep at night. I hate you for leaving. But I’d still risk my life for you in a heartbeat. Do you think about me as much as I think about you?

“Mpreg Shane Hollander haha :)” that man would be driving to the clinic with the pregnancy test still clutched in his hand.

The vindication in alastors voice when he says “you fucking creep” like I just know he’s been wanting to say that forever 😭he truly hates him and had a whole plan banking on vox being a touchy loser

“Why is there so much hannigram omegaverse!!” have you considered that people like it when sex scenes get primal

Lucifers dorky demeanor lowkey makes everyone forget that he’s in hell because he’s the embodiment of PRIDE. like every time Charlie brings up the sinners he rolls his eyes and dismisses it. And yeah Vox is a piece of shit, but Lucifer calling him a “mouthy mortal” was so revealing. He’s an arrogant bastard.

I might get crucified for this but…I think the hellaverse is best enjoyed when you don’t take it seriously. Like I’ve just accepted that they’re silly colorful shows with wacky characters. Not to “it’s not that deep” anything, but genuinely half the discourse can be explained with that statement bc vivziepop clearly isn’t capable of creating any groundbreaking or thought provoking media 😭

Kinda obsessed with the fact that lestat mailed Daniel an annotated copy of the book. Highlighted and everything.