Emily

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

why is this photo giving Barbie Princess and the Pauper

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

"What did London do to deserve Jack the Ripper" <- newspaper headline from 1888

googling "lady from the cure" to make a character comparison only to find out there's no lady in the cure and i was thinking of robert smith

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

imagining a late 18th/early 19th century young lady standing proudly in a fine gown with a labubu clipped to her chatelaine

opening tumblr in public is so risky. like i was out and the first thing that came up is fanart of the femboy banana bread video 😭

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

body positivity can be so hard when ur chronically ill like ‘your body loves you and is doing its best to care for you ❤️’ NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT