emily | 24

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

ok (powerpoint transition to a photo of your gravestone)

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

Rule #2 no kissing on the mouth and don't fall in love

Rule #3 no man left behind

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

that was god

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

*lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you*

over the garden wall really just aired its 10 episodes once in 2014 leaving a whole generation with irreversible damage and then fucked off never to be seen again