you can't kick my ass

bernie: so what’s probably going to happen is that trump will prematurely declare himself the victor, and once more votes are counted that may show biden as in the lead he will demand that the votes stop being counted and say that this is voter fraud  trump: *does exactly those things back-to-back*

*deluded liberal voice* “See! That evil socialist Bernie is helping Drumpf steal the election!”

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

two m;onths left of 2020 how th. how the f uck are we f,eelin g.. ... .

if you need me i’ll be drinking water from the hate pond to learn about violence 

today in: another weird lame text post that pretty much means nothing

do you have a fucking problem with me 

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

yall can put as many ‘wasps are actually not scary and super important uwu uwu’ posts on my dash as u want i will still not like or respect the hoes

yeah i got stung so theyre fucking canceled 

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

She was thinking it though.

i saw the tags and realized this is about the among us video game but when i first read the post i just thought this was about me and someone else who also has imposter syndrome 

*glows pink in the night in my room*