"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

my heart aches and aches and aches and

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright