alt.great-ass.swedish-chef

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

sometimes washing your hair, getting 8 hours of sleep, and doing some writing doesn’t fix it so you have to start seriously considering that the enemy air force has deployed some sort of microwave based weaponry or something

Holy fuck

If you live on the west coast of the United States, fire season is coming and this is vital.

We’ve been using one, and they’re great. Might try to make the double filter version this year.

I’ve personally used both the flat single-filter version AND the triangular two-filter version, and based on subjective personal experience I would argue that the benefits from the second filter, both in terms of airflow and filtration, are absolutely worth it. If you need a makeshift air filter and you have two filters to work with, build the triangle (if not the box, i have no idea how good that one works but based on the info here i presume it’s a fair bit better.)

literally gave this advice last year to an 18 year old femme who was emerging from the comphet cocoon. she told me "i just dont understand how to signal that i'm femme but not for the male gaze" and i told her back "baby, you gotta get comfortable with being ugly. the thirty step beauty routine is designed to signal to cis men that you are available to them sexually. stop covering your skin, stop spending three hours blowdrying your hair. Get fatter. Get a bad dye job. Let your eyeliner be crooked and chunky. You can be femme and be very obviously a lesbian, I promise" and she! understood the assignment! she did it! and she bagged herself a bad butch! and if i never have any other impact on the world that will be my crowning achievement because she spent high school miserable with anorexia and now she is happy and loved even as she gets bigger and uglier!! i love her to bits!!

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

I like a spoingt

sponbv bog b”

He made a fucking Crabert Patie.

4D surgeon faces a malpractice suit for accidentally leaving the patient with situs inversus, handedness dysphoria, and an inability to digest natural foods

That's what we call a chirurgeon.

dropout posts on the dash, where's the video of Sam Reich joking about transfems being predators

kill your white boy for me

says a lot that the videos are taken down rn

Tumblr hates trans women, this is a known fact

Like it's really not a surprise that they (staff) keep banning trans women, they hate trans women and therefore do not apply the same moderation standards they do for other blogs

When I was running the amtrak-official blog and in the closet, tumblr intervened several times as a result of the trademark filings to defend my blog, stating satire, but in May shortly after I came out as trans, I was randomly terminated for a week with no explanation given

"TMA/TME is bioessentalism!" Shouts the man who willingly misgenders himself to gain access to womens' spaces for his own benefit

"laws are largely targeting transgender women and girls. anyway, here's a trans man actively proving the point that he's not the target!"

"Republicans are pushing for people to play on teams matching their cagab. Isn't it cool that this trans man is on a team matching his cagab?" What????

how come when a drunk trans woman has sex with a drunk cis woman, the trans woman is the rapist? just curious.