Welcome to my iceberg :)

if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards

You can also do this on Tumblr

they should make a version of lying thats okay to do and no one will get mad at you for

MY FRIENDS ARE TOO HOT WHAT THE FUCK

*sees the crabs* Ah yes, we were waiting for that one- sorry wdym South Carolina?

For context on this she names our big silver car Totoro so she's a big fan of that guy

Unintended side effect: "IM GUNNA RUN LIKE SATSUKI" *takes off sprinting*

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music

the ray charles replicant is undergoing a severe system malfunction because of how sexy that crêpe looks

For the love of God do NOT unmute

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights