Umbrael

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the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

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You will be remembered as a hero. ________

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

Kris's dad used to be a gardener. They were probably taught to be gentle by him first.

Don't go and touch these flowers too hard you'll crush them, don't pull on a flower too hard you'll break it, watch your step and admire the beauty of a gentle embrace, watch and admire how beautiful a flower could be when you choose to be gentle with it.

And then you remember how he treats Kris now that his family fall apart.

Asgore hugs Kris too tightly and doesn't understand what he is doing all he understands is that Kris doesn't like it when he does that, he barely pays attention to them and whenever he does it ends with him trying to make a move on Toriel, he puts them in uncomfortable situations (like bringing flowers to their mother) and just leaves them there because he never takes the time to stop and think about his actions.

Kris is his flower.

Like any flower. Kris needs to be handled with care, Kris needs attention, Kris needs consideration but Asgore never understood.

Kris is nothing more than a flower that never got to blossom because of Asgore's obsession.