Actual Birb

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

Best things a female character can be are angry, violent and covered with blood.

@demilypyro

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

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Oh wow, this actually is a soap opera. That’s insane.