do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

Do you even know how many shades of brown eyes there are? It's incredible how wide ranging "one color" of eyes can be!

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Is this the new top/bottom discourse?

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease