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my own personal biggest "never kill yourself" is that every week i am alive i am learning about the existence of plants and animals ive never seen before. so many decades ive been on this planet and i still only know a fraction of the incredible life on here. today i only just heard of a silky sifaka for the first time. who knows what ill learn next week.
reblog if you, too, have just learned of the silky sifaka
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had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
Look at this fiber that the Magical Flying Husband got for me!
It's "Glitzy Raven," from World of Wool, which is a British company and thus US buyers would have to deal with tariffs. It is also available much more expensively from the US-based Camaj Fiber Arts under whatever bullshit name they chose to slap on it to pretend that they aren't reselling the stuff. However, the MFH purchased it from DivineDyeWork on Etsy, for a really reasonable price on sale!
It's black Merino blended with very fine strands of nylon. Not prickly, quite soft and gorgeous against the skin. Up close, the colors look very bright and individual, but from more than a couple of feet they really just blend down visually and the overall effect is one of a gentle, charming luster. I'm probably going to need more of this stuff.
Bitches!!! Several co-workers and I all just left a very unhealthy job (at least 5 of us all left lol). I sent your article ‘The Resignation Checklist’ around to everyone before we did. This is a message my co-worker sent me- she went over the checklist and realized she had PTO that wouldn’t have paid out and used it before she left!!! I used the checklist myself and before I left: quit at the beginning of the month to get an extra month of insurance, am going for a physical and dental cleaning, went and got an eye exam and new glasses through my vision insurance, made sure my 401k was vested, and redeemed some company rewards points for a gift card! I especially would never have thought about new glasses without your list and am so excited for them. Just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you and that your article was a hit with my work friends- thank you!!! <3
OH HONEY!!!! Damn this brings tears to our eyes. We're so thrilled for you and your coworkers!!! It's a huge honor to know that we helped you guys out in your quitting journey.
For everyone who still needs it, here's our resignation checklist:
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i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
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my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!
me: yeah, i posted on tumblr
publisher: .........tumblr?
me: that's where the gays are.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)
update
publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?
me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?
publisher: .....and it works?
me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.
publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?
me: .......absolutely not.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)
update!
publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?
me: NO
publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-
me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.
publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.
me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.
(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)
update with picture of a pet!
This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.
He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.
It's been days.
I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)
Maximum bummer, helping someone move and not even getting pizza and beer!
I am going to get a free rain barrel though, which I guess is worth like five pizzas (depending on pizza size/fanciness and whether the rain barrel was on sale).
where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips
social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love
is it normal for social battery to look like this
mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy
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Omg im so happy to see other anons talk about tboys with some sort of bottom surgery, ik a decent amount of people never want it and that’s fine but it’s nice for people not to treat it as gross and unappealing looking because even in ftm space I feel like a freak because of it. Let’s sexualise post-op tboys more 😩
alright everyone you heard anon! LETS SEXUALISE POST OP TBOYS MORE!!!!!!!!!
they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch
imgonna passout hngnhn
DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE
NOW I LATHE ME DOWN TO SLEEP
I PRAY MY FINGIES I CAN KEEP
AND IF MY FINGIES ALL SHOULD BREAK
PLEASE DONT JERK OFF TO MY MISTAKE
oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition
^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.
"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans
