rb and tell me what your silly little mobile game of choice is

while nouns do carry a risk of cases, PLEASE do not dismiss a verb bite. depending on species, they can carry inflection (such as conjugation, as anon mentioned) or worse: derivation.

I thought changing the Cookie Monster into the Cookies Are A Sometimes Food Monster was stupid but then I discovered thinly sliced raw salted zucchini

From what I've seen on indigo dye vats is that you need an entire club of fiberwork people to actually use it up. Like I'd be digging through all of my clothes for anything that's got even a little bit of natural fiber in it just to keep from wasting it!

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

Yes, there is no way it's only you, tumblr user fellator!

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

Even outside the medical realm, there are so many rules that have a very basic safety reasoning that most people wouldn't consider if they didn't already know. Whenever telling someone they MUST or MUST NOT do something, take the extra three seconds to give a short explanation on why. It'll stick so much better.

Wow wow wowie wow! What dye did you use for this? They're absolutely gorgeous!

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle