Mortuary Margaret

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

WELP.

Can’t hurt.

Bet

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

No they literally work

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

so many modern vampire stories avoid giving them the power to turn into bats, probably out of the fear that it is too silly and uncool but this is cowardice, the best thing about vampires is they are stupid as shit, and any vampire media should embrace that

Constructive Criticism

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

Hitting that reblog button hard and fast

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

…Goodness.

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

his best!

I’ve never seen anything like that air of “dingy” aristocracy the Skeksis give off. I know that’s totally what they were going for, but it’s still amazing to me how they pulled it off.

*sobbing in corner*

OHOHOHO MY FUCKING GOD WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE WONDERFUL THINGSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The best part- the idea that Froud and his team went with was that they wore these sumptuous get-ups until they started rotting off of them. And instead of getting rid of the old stuff they’d layer on new things.