be gay, do crimes

Tumblr brought back the separate reblogs update and I was so pissed I woke up

Do y’all remember when we could edit and change other people’s reblogs

I exclusively used it to fix other people’s typos and grammar mistakes

Oh I was just evil and created chaos

Cleared of all charges on account of smol

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.