🫘🍑⚱️🥑⚪️🥥🥭

#neverstopcomplaining

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

ohsoitwasajoke.jpg

it’s not rpf it’s speculative history

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Especially with all of the age verification bs rolling out right now, I feel like this is still relevant even more. If you decided to or couldn't use discord tomorrow, who and what would you lose access to?

As an asexual-aromantic, I’m tired of being told I’m “heartless” because I don’t feel love the way other people do. So, this pride month I’m partnering with Organization XIII

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian