Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.
He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.
āJesus!ā
āHow can I help you my child?ā
āSo the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?ā
āGo home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.ā
āLord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?ā
āLuke my son, it was still under warranty.ā
āhoney that guy who made our table got crucifiedāĀ
i am totally here for these Bonkers But Technically Canon Compliant religion posts
