Listen I will die on this hill. I donât care what it says in the assorted apocrypha, if you go by the Actual Text of LOTR you can make a very good argument that Boromir is the youngest member of the group.Â
The hobbits are the only ones given official ages in the text, and are between fifty or fifty-one and twenty-nine. Elves and dwarves notoriously age slowly, and Gimli is the offspring of one of Bilboâs pals, so okay, weâve established that heâs old enough to call the hobbits young, and Bilbo confirms for them that Aragorn is Pretty Old For A Bigjobs. Gandalf is, of course, eternal.
But we are never given any context for Boromir and Faramirâs ages, except that a) they are humans and, though Sons of Gondor, not much longer lived than most Bigjobs, and b) Faramir is A QuiteYoung Man. I was absolutely convinced, when I read the books as a youngun, that Boromir, being in âthe flower of manhoodâ iirc, was probably between 25 and 30.
And it would be Freaking Hilarious, okay, for Boromir to finally get around to actually asking how old this baby-faced hobbit carrying The Ring is, and get told âoh, heâs only fifty, but heâs very steady for his age.â
And then Pippin and Merry start asking everyone how old they are because this is fascinating are we all official adults here except for Pippin or what.
Boromir: âŚ. Pippin isnât an adult HOW OLD IS PIPPIN.
Pippin is just 29, which is why everyone calls him Pippin, itâs gonna be at least another 20 years before he can make Peregrine work. Why, how old is Boromir?
Boromir, who would rather DIE than admit to being 28 right at this moment: âŚ. 43.Â
All the others, weighing up his apparent age compared to theirs: Sure, sounds legit.Â
Gandalf, who knows for certain, does not say anything because he is absolutely certain that telling Pippin that heâs older than Boromir will be an unmitigated disaster.Â
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