Monterey to Ohio

The best thing you can do as a goalie is have pretty eyes.

number of pwhl wives increasing exponentially we love to see it

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

every time you leave the house w some aspect of your physical appearance challenging norms but honoring yourself, you get a little firmer in your conviction that you have the right to exist and be a body however tf you want

I understand why people get addicted to drugs because I’m still chasing the high of discovering Larry Stylinson for the first time.

did this man exist or is he you from the future because either way slay

aspirational outline for a life well lived, doubt I’ll be able to pull it off

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

L'Acadamie Francaise has released its official position that Bluey must be referred to in all French media as "La Petite Chienne Bleu" or be guillotined ("etre le petit mort d'guillotine")

an underappreciated genre of hawkeye is when an activity requires no hawkeye and he's kind of just lurking and pissing everyone off

Mash is one of the gayest shows I’ve ever seen. I love those bisexual surgeons

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

Hope more people can hate the Fl*ers more after this 🫢 F*ck the Fl*ers!

I had my one-week post-surgery follow up today and the surgeon said my incisions look fantastic and he can tell I've been following instructions. I'm gonna get a good grade in top surgery