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9 hour flight. Good thing I slept for 8. Finally here. Everything looks great.
this article about cat belanger toffoli is a foundational text to me like this woman got a full-ride scholarship for softball to gwu. she transferred to usc and graduated with a broadcast journalism degree. she worked a high-level job with the dodgers for eight years. and THEN she married an nhl player six years her junior. moral of the story NEVER let marrying rich get in the way of having a crazy sick career
the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.
the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.
ok i thought of several more of these. sidovi is like a pr marriage, but the marriage is actually a rivalry to sell more season tickets. sidjack is like a lifetime movie where a small-city girl leaves to new york (actually pittsburgh, pa) to follow her dream job but comes back to her hometown in the christmas season and sees her childhood sweetheart again. sidmario is if you wanted to fuck your highschool teacher. sidmack is if your highschool student wanted to fuck you. sidgenoanna is like if a married couple wanted you to be their purse dog. also, you might have birthed their son. sidkris is a nerd girl and a bad boy, also the bad boy has great hair and is french-canadian. sidflower is if your wife died tragically, or a orpheus/eurydice thing, and your wife/eurydice is also french-canadian. sid x ek is like if you wanted to fuck the pool boy. anyway, the point is if you've stood beside sidney crosby for more than five minutes there's an ao3 tag for you two.
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ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story
Doby hugging Lane from behind after Lane’s OT slapshot winner in Game Three of the Habs-T*mpa series. People moved on from this way too quick. Not me though. I’m thinking about it almost every day
i love movies so much i want to live. didnt watch one or anything ive just been staring at the wall recently
i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"
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My four year plan to get Cole and Lane off Team U*A for the 2030 Olympics:
Habs win the Stanley Cup with an overtime goal by Cole assisted by Lane **
First Canadian Cup win in decades —> Cole and Lane canonized by Montreal and offered Canadian citizenship
The NHL’s other 50+ goal scorer and offensive defenseman with insane edges join the MinMcKMcMacMack line in the Alps
Crosby and MacKinnon use the power of love to successfully complete the Iron Lotus and behead the T*achuk brothers at center ice
Peace and love on planet earth ☺️
** Dobeš gets the second assist, which isn’t part of the plan but he deserves it
CRIXUS in "Past Transgressions" SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA (2011)
“No one wants to play in Montreal” two of our most exciting young talents are at a world cup game singing a fan chant about their teammate and saying go habs go into a camera that has nothing to do with pr after both signing long, pretty team friendly contracts. Our 22 year old american calder winner is at development camp holding a presentation for the prospects after leaving money on the table with his contract and “preaching the importance of long term team friendly contracts” to other habs. Our american goalie changed the license plate painted on his helmet from his home state to quebec. Our captain is so good at his job and role in the team that his teammates bring him up in interviews all the time without being prompted. Our american 51 goal scorer wrote an article on how great it is to play with this team and what an honor it is to play playoff hockey in montreal and how much he enjoys it.
I think we’re fine actually for players that love succeeding together with their teammates and that give a shit about the community and city they play for and show it to the fans
They are so insane actually.
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ILYA WEEK | DAY TWO - FAVORITE LOOK: the leopard shirt
"The whole thing with the Jean Paul Gaultier shirt—I’ve been getting a lot of messaging regarding that too, because it’s such a statement piece. I don’t know that anyone else could pull that shirt off in the world besides Ilya. It’s just so identifiable and also metaphorical to me. If I can put in little things that speak to me visually [like] the sense of him being this skinned predatory cat. In that moment, he has no power. He just sees his love across [the room], and there’s nothing he can do. So you see this version of himself literally on his shirt, which is just skinned, lost all his power." - Hanna Puley
currently storing as much from the 2025-2026 penguins as i find and i don't remember seeing these posted directly here, so--taylor haase's survey says from dkpitt on 'who would you trust for a haircut' and 'favorite childhood tv show':
Survey Says: Who would you trust for a haircut?
(january 1 2026)
The best "Survey Says" questions are always the ones where I ask players to consider their teammates for various scenarios.
This one was a fun one -- I asked players to imagine a hypothetical scenario where they need a haircut, and for some reason the only people around are their teammates. Who are you trusting with the scissors?
Here's how players (and some now-former Penguins, naturally) decided.
Noel Acciari: “I was thinking about picking a younger guy, because they'd be too afraid to mess it up. I feel like Arty could do it. I trust Arty.”
Harrison Brunicke: “My actual pick would be Dumba.”
Ryan Graves: “Oh, Jesus. Not one of them. Absolutely not. Maybe Kris Letang. Maybe.”
Brett Kulak: “Maybe Brazeau, he can just shave my head. He buzzes his well, I’d just ask for a buzz cut. He knows how to do it.”
Kevin Hayes: “Tanger. He has good hair, he’s into nice things. He has good style.”
Arturs Silovs: “I don’t know who is creative enough for it, maybe Karl. He’s got good hair.”
Connor Clifton: “Dumba. He could fix this mess. He keeps it together up there.”
Joona Koppanen: “Tanger always has nice flow, he’s a safe bet.”
Sidney Crosby: “There's a couple guys, I think, who do their own hair right now. So I might have to go with them. I think Brazeau does. I’d go Braz, because obviously he’s got a little experience.”
Tommy Novak: “Nobody. Nobody. Maybe Letang.”
Parker Wotherspoon: “Let’s see, do I want to go conservative or crazy? I think Brazeau cuts his own hair, but he has a buzz cut. Rust would be pretty safe, you know? You’ve got to pick a guy that wouldn’t put a hole in your head. Like, he’d care. I think Rusty.”
Bryan Rust: “Rickard Rakell, if he has two good hands.”
Ryan Shea: “I would say Heinen or Dumba. I feel like Heino, because he would try his hardest to do his best. Some of the guys in here, if you ask them for a haircut, they would probably mess you up on purpose.”
Connor Dewar: “I think Tommy Novak would be really careful with scissors.”
Jack St. Ivany: “Tanger, probably. He’s got good hair and he’s got good taste. He could do it.”
Rickard Rakell: “I would trust Karl, I think.”
Ville Koivunen: “(Tomasino), and I have no idea why.”
Phil Tomasino: “I’d say Letang, he has nice hair.”
Rutger McGroarty: “Let’s see … who has sick hands? I would say Hayesy, Kindy, and Koivy. Oh, and Karl.”
Sam Poulin: “Oh, boy, probably no one. I'm pretty picky with what I want for my hair, so I would have to go to a real barber shop for that.”
Tristan Jarry: “Probably Brazeau. He’s got a consistent haircut all the time.”
Justin Brazeau: “I would say all of them with my haircut. I don’t think it would be too hard. I’d trust Lizzo, I don’t think he’d do anything too stupid.”
Blake Lizotte: “I’d say Dewar. We play together a lot, I trust him. He’s got pretty solid hair, too.”
Danton Heinen: “Probably Gravy. He’s got some longer hair, kind of like mine. He would care. He wouldn’t want to screw it up, he’s pretty trustworthy.”
Ben Kindel: “I’d say Tanger or Karl, just because they have some good hair themselves.”
Sergei Murashov: “Probably someone from the equipment guys, like Tags. TAGS! Could you make a haircut for me? (Taglianetti: 'I could do better than what you’ve got.') Yeah, I think so.”
Anthony Mantha: “Oh, I don’t care. Any of them. They could shave me, it doesn’t really matter for me.”
Matt Dumba: “I’d let none of these guys touch my hair. I’d give myself a haircut before I let any of these guys touch it.”
Kris Letang: “Oh … Gravy. He seems like he’s the one that would not play games.”
Erik Karlsson: “Probably Kindel. Because if he f—ked it up, I would kill him.”
Survey Says: Favorite childhood TV show?
(may 16 2026)
This penultimate edition of Survey Says from this season comes from a suggestion by subscriber Ron Vassel, who wanted to know about the Penguins players' favorite TV shows from their childhood.
Here's how they answered.
Arturs Silovs: “It’s a long time ago, but the classic was 'Tom and Jerry,' that’s a big one. They don’t speak, so the language didn’t matter. Then came in 'Adventure Time.'”
Tommy Novak: ”'SpongeBob.'”
Sidney Crosby: “How old are we talking? Like if I were to remember when I started watching TV, I would say 'Inspector Gadget.'”
Stuart Skinner: “'Suite Life of Zack and Cody.'”
Kris Letang: “I didn’t really have one, I just watched the sports news.”
Noel Acciari: “I used to watch 'Rocket Power,' 'Recess.' That's a tough one, because you get 'Rugrats,' too. Probably all of those.”
Harrison Brunicke: “When I was really young I liked 'Ben 10.' (Matt Dumba: What?) 'Ben 10.' You ever see it? (Dumba: No?) It’s so good. Or 'SpongeBob.'”
Matt Dumba: “I have to go with 'Recess.' (turns to Brunicke) You don’t know about that sh—? (Brunicke: No, I don’t know 'Recess'). Oh, jeez.”
Rutger McGroarty: “'The Flash.'”
Brett Kulak: “I’ll say 'Recess.'”
Sam Poulin: “'The Simpsons' or 'Johnny Test.'”
Jack St. Ivany: “'Friends,' at an appropriate age. When I was really young, 'Drake and Josh' or 'iCarly.'”
Bryan Rust: “Probably 'Rocket Power.' 'Recess' was up there, but 'Rocket Power.'”
Joona Koppanen: “I’d say 'DuckTales.'”
Erik Karlsson: “'Two and a Half Men.' As an older kid!”
Rickard Rakell: “I think as I got older, I watched a lot of 'Two and a Half Men' because it was on the TV when I came home from school. We didn’t have that many channels.”
Blake Lizotte: “'SpongeBob.' I got into 'Rocket Power' for awhile. That was a good one.”
Sergei Murashov: “Just cartoons, I didn’t watch too much TV but I especially like Russian cartoons. (Me: Like 'Booba?') Yeah! (Derek Army) called me 'Booba' last year because his kids love 'Booba.' But it’s not the best, there’s much better in Russia.”
Anthony Mantha: “'Toy Story.' It’s a movie, OK, but it still counts because you watch them on the TV.”
Ryan Graves: “I loved 'Recess.'”
Justin Brazeau: “'Suits.' (Me: As a kid?) I wasn’t a huge TV kid until I started getting into junior when 'Suits' came out.”
Connor Clifton: “'SpongeBob' and 'Rugrats,' those are the two I remember.”
Parker Wotherspoon: “As a kid, there's a ton, honestly. 'Wizards of Waverly Place.' 'Zoey 101' was up there. 'Hannah Montana' was huge. 'Boy Meets World' was big. Oh yeah, and 'Suite Life on Deck.'”
Ryan Shea: “When I was young young, I was a big MTV guy. Even going back, it was 'Cribs,' all that.”
Connor Dewar: “I’m drawing a blank, I can’t even remember.”
Tristan Jarry: “Probably the Discovery Channel.”
Kevin Hayes: “'One Tree Hill.'”
Ben Kindel: “'Seinfeld.' But as a child? I don’t even know.”
Ville Koivunen: “'The Simpsons,' I watched that a lot when I was young. It was in English, but with the Finnish text.”
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