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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

it's always some sort of day of the week

Correlation doesn't equal causation but at some point you have to look at the socially deviant army doctor who makes the world's biggest heart eyes at his male bunkies and gets accused of being gay by the CIA guy and makes so many queer flagging jokes that the one canonically gay guy comes to him for help and accept that they put a fruity bisexual who wants to get knocked up by his married bunkmates on prime time television in 1972

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

No matter what you think you know about M*A*S*H, nothing will prepare you for how often the main character in this sitcom from the 1970s jokes about how he wants other men to get him pregnant.

Coming back to this. I am still in season one and there is Soooo many mpreg jokes. Are you telling me there’s more?!?? I hope his dreams come true 🫡

No matter what you think you know about M*A*S*H, nothing will prepare you for how often the main character in this sitcom from the 1970s jokes about how he wants other men to get him pregnant.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies