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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

wait im curious actually reblog this with how old you were when undertale came out (september 15, 2015) i want to feel really old

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

you wanna kill me? what like sexually?

being an adult with adhd is like …. i’m definitely missing an appointment somehow.. idk which appointment but i know i’m missing it

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

World Heritage Post

you can only reblog this every day of the week

godless weaday

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

The first people to be sent to another solar system might be greeted by people sent later using a faster ship.