When i see janice its ONSIGHT!

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

I can feel the shame rooting around in my body, trying to escape my clutches because it knows it will be transformed into a tragic lesbian romance

Landlord voice: "it's so hard to be rich, people want to live in houses that are empty but I can't afford to relocate them, and that person might not want to leave the house I own in a city I have visited twice"

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

wish i could be mad about something right now

grrr i hate things

just practicing you understand

once the majority of america discovers sichuan peppercorn, its gonna blow up like matcha and korean bbq. mark my words. its gonna be on one chinese themed dish at like arbys or something and then its gonna be everywhere in like 2 years

10 year olds will become obsessed with the way it makes their tounges numb and makes water taste different. its gonna be a flavor of lays chips and its gonna be on takis. then we will get thinkpieces asking if we are gentrifying chinese food

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

My Etsy witch will hear about this

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be