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@eleopoetry
If we ever get a tlt movie and jod forbid it's a live action I want it to be a running gag that Ianthe wears attrociously ugly clothes and jewelry. I also want the outfits to change every time the camera cuts/Ianthe slips out of frame so in the middle of a serious scene Ianthe is going through the entire fucking balenciaga catalog and makes them even uglier. No character ever mentions this.
It gets worse in Harrow the Ninth.
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mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
I have so much love and respect for women who are honest about their own loneliness but also find the good in it like when audrey hepburn said “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel” and when charlotte bronte said “I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself” and when jenny slate said “I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But that’s why I want to do comedy, and why I want to connect with people. You can use that ribbon to be a part of a finer tapestry, or you can choke yourself out with it! Your choice!” and when mary oliver said “whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of things”
You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas
awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth
Bringing back the classic:
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women covered in blood. that’s it. that’s the post
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
my boyfriend made this meme and said i can put it here so i did
rolling rolling rolling
as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis
Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?
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If we did get a TLT video game, what kind of game would you want it to be?
Grand, action adventure (God of War, Control)
Characterful narrative RPG (Disco Elysium, BG3 ..karlach is already gideon tbh)
Turn-based JRPG (Persona, Expedition 33 - fancy cavalier animations!)
Roguelike (Hades, Balatro???!)
Mind-bending puzzle mystery (Blue Prince, Portal)
Open-world exploration (Breath of the Wild, Skyrim)
Cosy / life sim (Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing - dream bubble gardening)
Tense dark horror (Alien Isolation, Resident Evil but with Cytherea)
Visual novel (Slay the Princess, Doki Doki Literature Club)
New/mash-up genre (Undertale, Inscryption, Outer Wilds)
None of these... (comment your thoughts!)
it’s fun to stay at the Y
YOUNG MAN
THERES NO
It’s fun to stayy at the Y
UONG MAN
MOTHMAN
STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN
i eat your grandads clothes
Macklemoth
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.
Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.
Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.
#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late
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okay i need to break this apart in context with the other translations because this is an incredibly deft and incisive translation. i've adjusted a few of the the line breaks of the earlier translations a bit to line up with this one.
Queen! Belt out a banger of a turnmaxing moid
Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns
Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, [...]
who highkey through savage sidequests toughed it
driven time and again off course, [...]
tell me how he wandered and was lost
after chopping Troy-town to dogfood deadass
once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy.
when he had wrecked the holy town of Troy,
Sailed through sick storms and dealt with dramas
Many cities of men he saw and learned their minds many pains he suffered, heartsick on the open sea,
and where he went, and who he met, the pain he suffered in the storms at sea, and how
Locked in to lead his fam to a homey safe space
fighting to save his life and bring his comrades home.
he worked to save his life and bring his men back home.
Talk of the trips and trenches, the sus opps he faced how the GOAT cooked and vibed with the randos though he lowkey took the L on that mission when his bros
But he could not save them from disaster, hard as he strove – the recklessness of their own ways destroyed them all,
He failed to keep them safe; poor fools,
Like NPCS blundered badly to beef with the big G
the blind fools, they devoured the cattle of the Sun
they ate the Sun God’s cattle, and the god
and got ghosted, permablocked, cooked completely.
and the Sungod blotted out the day of their return. . . .
kept them from home. . . .
--Magnus Pharo, 2026 --Robert Fagles (1996) --Emily Wilson (2018)
i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek
