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"You know, when I started sending pipe bombs to every asshole who was rude to me, I didn't think it would get me classified as a supervillians." "...You sent 100 bombs on the first week alone." "Yeah? I'm a fast food cashier, that was a slow week for me."
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*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
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In case anyone isn't aware, connections like that are literally called 'illegal' techniques in LEGO parlance.
Illegal building techniques are ones that aren't allowed in official LEGO sets, which always use building techniques designed for and intended by LEGO. The reason they're called illegal is because they stress the blocks in a way they weren't intended for, causing various kinds of material failure overtime.
As an example, the blocks in the example above slowly deform over time because, slowly warping until they don't connect very well to other blocks or each other.
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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...
salt and pepper squidÂ
they are in love
it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this
pls allow me to correct this
Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
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My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:
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What I love most about Skyrim (and TES in general) is how, once the surface is at all scratched, youâre confronted with the most buckwild lore in the history of ever. Like, Skyrimâs baseline experience is: you are a person born with the soul of a dragon, which means you can absorb their souls and speak their language. Fair enough! There are two moons! And vampires! Giants herd mammoths across the plains!
But then! Dig a little deeper, and itâs all âyeah, there are two moons, but they arenât really moons, theyâre the corpse of the god who tricked all the other gods into creating the world, and mortals just interpret them as moonsâ, and âan entire race created technology that runs on souls, and they accidentally erased themselves from existence while trying to become gods, well at least thatâs our best guessâ and âsome dudes replaced their hearts with plants and you can pickpocket the plant-heart right out of their chestâ and âhereâs a weapon that sometimes turns your enemies into pastriesâ.Â
What a game, you guys.Â
One of the former Emperors of Cyrodill could nut so hard he used it to decapitate enemy soldiers. He also colonized the moon briefly. His biggest fan by far was a gay cyborg from the future.
The Hist are alien âtreesâ that crash landed on Nirn after their planet was destroyed. They exist outside of time as we know it really and drink memory as if it were water. They are only nerfed by the fact they donât have hands, a fact they fixed by tricking lizards into eating them, permanently altering their biology so that they resembled the man races and uplifting them into a sentient race of their own that is dependant on them to procreate.
This one time a monkey got SO MAD at god he and his human friends danced so hard it broke time for 1,000 years (which to everyone else felt like one night) and at the end they had deleted god and replaced him with a new, furry approved version.
If you wish upon a star, it might just come to earth and kill you. The constellations themselves are actually living, breathing beings and they fucking hate us bro, they are sick of our shit.
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The sun is actually a hole in spacetime the god of magic made when he decided to leave the dimension. Itâs where all magic comes from and why those born under the atronach constellation can only restore magicka during the daytime.
The first emperor used his giant mecha to take over the continent. The second TES game deals with a bunch of warring factions and you gift only one of them the mecha at the end. Canonically the game ended with time itself breaking and every faction paradoxically having the mecha at the same time. Not multiple mecha, the same single one. Afterwards all factions were at peace with one another.
One of the most powerful living wizards created multiple female clones of himself to have sex with. Heâs also friends with the last dwarf, who was fucking around in another dimension when all the other dwarves vanished.
If youâre a TES NPC and you suspect that you are a video game character that shouldnât have consciousness, you blip out of existence instantly. This may or may not be what happened to the dwarves. If you somehow reconcile that contradiction you become a god.
I could go on for hours.
Before it got used to make a giant golden dragon to kick the shit out of Objectively The Saddest Daedric Prince, the Amulet of Kings held all of the souls of the Dragonborn Emperors, and those souls could be interviewed. This caused some Confusion when it came to the aforementioned time being broken for a thousand years, because those emperors still lived and all of them had different stories as to what happened, up to and including Empress Hestra who led the Empire to establish interstellar colonies.
A slight amendment to the ârealize youâre a video game characterâ thing, itâs more like realizing that you and everyone youâve ever known are actually the same entity living out a dreamworld, you have no true individuality or sentience, and nothing actually matters. But if you say âFUCK THAT I WANNA EXISTâ loud enough, then you can override that existential crisis and become a god and kind of impossible to kill.
