I'm back, bitches!

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

ok but what if um. to make sure this didnt happen you had to age verify. yeah so we put a camera in the faucet. eyah and no glasses or cups allowed you have to drink out of the faucet. you have to open and close your mouth a couple different times. Yeah and gargle it some. and umm yup you have to let some dribble down your chin and we do have to see and verify that. you know how it is with these uh, data models. helps uh build the facial map out. yeah. i think this is a good precedent to set for the use of legitimate products.

I love the bit of lore that tieflings name their children after virtues, vices, or just concepts, it’s such a cool detail anyway this is to say i think it’d be funny if Cal and Lia were actually named Calamity and Liability

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, demi queens, and Ash.

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, long-lost lovers, troth-plight knights, genderqueer archers, trans people who named themselves after food, The Strap, and Ash.

What if the lesbians lived happily ever after and nobody had to die or become a cop

For some reason, my mind immediately leapt to "one of them had a stalker ex-boyfriend who was a cop, and so his dying was the happy ever after"

And then they bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway 109

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I would let her kill me for sport

How did you get the demon out of the computer? I suspect dousing the machine with holy water would have done more harm than good.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here