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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

why dont you just kill yourself walt

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

There was really no winning that one

that is supposed to say smile.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

i hope in 2017 i get a snickers ice cream bar

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

i remember

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public