ElectricDragon99

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

This is real and I need to HEAR THIS

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

Didn’t expect did you mutuals

Queuing this so even I won’t expect it

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I love it when a researcher from a marginalized group proves an important point.

No disrespect but I cannot handle the official art with Rincewind depicted as a grey haired old wizard. Every bone in my body knows this guy is a 30-40 year old walking disaster who got kicked out of college and wanders the planet against his will and is stuck in the middle of his life making things up as he goes along (affectionate).

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

Most of the landmass is at the bottom. Heaviest bit is down. It wouldn't make sense the other way.

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

The face of a mother who knows exactly what is going on behind her

Chickens love to peck at hard things to make a variety of interesting sounds and my new ladies have just discovered The Tin Fence.

They're also a big fan of Chipped Ceramic Plate if you feel like experimenting

Ooh I have some leftover floor tile fragments, I should give them some of those.

I've seen people give their chooks kids you xylophones and they love them!!

Mine are a big fan of sealed plastic bucket of water sealant paint that we haven't moved yet.

My old hens loved Window and every day I feel blessed that my new ones haven't discovered it yet.

Mine have an old mirror, parrot toy with tiny bell, metal toy pan. All of these things make fun sounds when pecked 👍

I should get them a wind chime

Idk you may quickly regret Wind Chime

I regret my chickens every day

TIL any chicken coop can be an entire all-percussion orchestra bangin out the tunes

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer