The Eldritch Circus

does the jingling of my jester's hat make you want to let me throat it to the base

@eldritchcircus

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

The copy of the book House of Leaves that Navidson brings into the actual house of leaves is 736 pages but the copy of the book that I am reading about this in is 706 and that’s because the book is bigger on the inside of the book 

clown transmasc pulling a never-ending series of tied together packers from his pants

clown transmasc trying to blow up a balloon, but with every puff the only change is his packer extending another few inches

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happy this guy's day, everybody