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On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.
WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE
I had to xD
Got his ass honestly
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@kittybroker how much for the alien kibty
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all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw
Grandma poison water SNAPPED
one day grace hurts his right hand somehow and he's all upset bc he's like gosh dang it now i have to do everything left-handed. and rocky's like ?????still have other hand?? and grace explains the idea of dominant hands and rocky is like. you only have two hands. the FUCK do you mean only one of them can do anything
I think the ways grace and rocky go about saying "hey don't be sad we are competent" are 1 really sweet and 2 sososo funny because grace, ever the teacher, will be like "hey don't be sad, I'm a science human, we'll figure it out together" and rocky will be like "oh my god stop crying you dumbass, I figured out how to solve the problem twenty minutes ago. lack of sleep is making you stupid. idiot." And they're both like, wow this is exactly what I needed to hear <3

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i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder
Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
I used to be a "poc just don't work in my art style!" Person when I was like 12 and then I actually tried and realised it was just because I wasn't very good at drawing yet and I got better at drawing and now they work just fine whodathunk
Y'know what else didn't work in my artstyle? Noses
Gotta love going into media because of fandom content but then actually watching it and realising damn none of you know anything about this guy what the hell are you talking about
I used to be a "poc just don't work in my art style!" Person when I was like 12 and then I actually tried and realised it was just because I wasn't very good at drawing yet and I got better at drawing and now they work just fine whodathunk

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Oh my fucking god
If you work at an outside venue this summer.
I understand you're gonna sell alcohol. That's fine. If it's not advertised as for kids or frankly friendly you're going to sell beer.
But you also have to sell something other than water.
I have heat intolerance. That means I'm more susceptible to heat stroke than the average person.
But drinking large amounts of water isn't always "hydrating". Drinking too much water can fuck with your electrolytes. So for people like me that have to suck down 40 oz of water to try to stay "hydrated" while we're sweating, that can cause just as many problems.
Please, for the love of the gods and safety of disabled people that enjoy outside events too.
Offer some Gatorade or powerade at your events if you're not going to let people bring outside food or drinks. Or at least put fucking salt in your fucking condiment stand so we can figure it out ourselves.
"Oh but why would you go to this event if being outside in the heat is so dangerous for you?"
You know. I'm actually pretty high functioning for a disabled person. I can actually go out in the heat and manage really well. If people stopped fucking acting like drinking 60 oz of water while I'm outside for a few hours was the correct way to hydrate while I'm bitching about getting a migraine. "Just drink more water. Just drink more water."
If I drink 40 oz and still feel like shit, maybe more water isn't gonna help? Shit maybe if I drink 12 oz and still feel like shit maybe I should try something else to see if it helps me more? Just a thought. Maybe we should listen to me, who has been in this body for over 30 years and had experience with having to be outside in the heat for over 12 hours and what's helped me best, and not your brain logic thinks makes sense?
(I actually don't like Gatorade or Powerade or anything. I think it's too sweet. I only reach for it if I'm outside and feel like shit and water isn't helping.)
-fae
“seasonal” depression but seasons don’t exist like they used to so the “season” lasts several extra months bc of climate change and then the very short happy season is also deeply depressing because for the same reason so really it’s just year-round depression