Squid, short for Squidney

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

i just got to play infuriating comically large uno with a bunch of (actual) clowns. and then we ate dinner and talked about clowning. i was the only one there who was not a professional clown and i got some camp/clown related advice. they were all very nice. i am so intimidated

the uno, btw, got to clown gag standards of ridiculous. the deck had to keep being reshuffled but it was huge and impossible to shuffle. the cards were so hard to hold. everyone was yelling. one guy just laid his cards out to sort through them and had to hold some in his mouth to do so and they covered a good bit of the table. we introduced draw 4 stacking and it got to the point people were having to draw 10, 12, 16, 20,26 etc and the deck had been reshuffled so many times that all it had were draw 4s and draw 2s because everyone was holding the rest of the deck. everyone was ready for it to be done but it just wouldn't end. we eventually had to introduce a very lenient jump in rule to get rid of our cards. it was so funny

Tattoo artist and I were debating over where to place my thigh tattoo. I, pants pulled down and half a buttcheek out in a large airy room in front of the windows said nervously “haha, I know I have a lot of thigh to work with” and they go “OMG yes I feel so bad for skinny clients because their art gets all crowded. You could get some nice big pieces on your arms and legs though”. Hell yeah my friend. Yet another W for the fat crowd tonight.

let's bring back the stop taking videos of strangers without their knowledge discourse because you really must stop doing that

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